Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the
swamp near the lake in Canberra.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
"I can't understand how
you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age, we were the same
size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said the big Crock, "what have you been eating?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Crock.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"

"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking
lot by the Parliament House."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"

"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars
and wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg,
shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!"
Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem.
You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish
shaking the shit
out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase."