blue's revenge

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Another Joke.....

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex
party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up
along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and
saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth,
Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out
free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"
Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from
all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was
bewildered and exclaimed,
"Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures
out, ripthe skin back and suck them dry."
The policeman fainted!

1 Comments:

At 6:50 PM, Blogger wazza said...

Yeah I would of fainted too!!

 

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