The Blonde in the Casino


An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I'm completely nude". With that, she stripped from
the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each
of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.


Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The others answered, "I don't know - I thought you
were watching.

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men.