An Ode to Being Back to Work (my first week back)
Dear Lord,
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed my off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may
have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday.
And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that
people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles
to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell
them to bite me!!
Enjoy your working week.....
posted by suz_e_que6 @ 5:57 PM
3 Comments:
Without you even being aware of it Suzzie, I think Wazza has tampered with your mind only hope it's not irreversable damage.
Gosh Suzie a new post, welcome back and a deep post at that, although you've got me working with you to help keep you amused????
We all know Peter talks a lot of sh*t
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