Another Joke.....

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex
party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up
along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and
saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth,
Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out
free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"
Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from
all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was
bewildered and exclaimed,
"Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures
out, ripthe skin back and suck them dry."
The policeman fainted!

A favourite recipe of mine - The Cheese Log. Enjoy!!!!

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Joke of the Week

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After awhile he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. ""First, you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next, you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally, you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK? Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... In one second the sharp lime taste hits .... At two seconds the Baileys curdles .... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job"

Ouvea
This is the greeting at the island Ouvea. The locals greeted us with song and drove the tourists in brand new cars 20 mins to the designated point - Mouli Beach. The home of markets to sell Sarongs, shell jewellery and other tourist items. Quite odd to see brand new cars driven when the locals live in Mud huts. Such a simple way of life many of us thought , these people don't get stressed at all!!!! Some of the best snorkelling are in at a place called 'The Bridge'. Its away from the tourist spot and you have to get there at your own peril. Mouli Beach has the white-ist of white talcum powdery sand. The waters are sparkling blue and clear. Its really a lovely place to lose all thoughts of the daily grind. With no shops either!



Isle of Pines - Our last stop, this was my fav. The island is split in two so to speak. The pic with the tree covered rocks is a sacred site and the best snorkelling is around the base of the rocks. No one is allowed to climb the site. The water close to shore is very warm and the dark color of the water just drops away to cold water with the most beautifully colored fish. They come in quite close to the shore, however, most stay out at these deep parts of
the water.

This pic is to the left of the Sacred Site. It shows the very deep blue water and how far from the sand it is before dropping away to nothing. Again really beautiful palm trees, hence the name Isle of Pines and there has been plenty of filming in this region for movies etc. The sands are a brilliant white - just picture post card. There is a resort - but not in the same sense as we know it. The markets are just huge benches covered with banana leaves and the locals sell cooked foods ( a no no according to the ships Doctor!)