A man and a woman who had never met before, both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Initially embarrassed & uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired & fell asleep quickly... him in the upper bunk & her in the lower.At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down & gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet, to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.""I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.""Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed."Good," she replied. "Get your own XXXXing blanket."After a moment of silence, he farted.